Ahh V day. A day of candied love hearts and awkward self-doubt over whether you’ve been going out for too long or too short a time to really celebrate it. Such a day of romance needs to be freed from it’s Hallmark trappings and we have just the guide to help you do it!
The following article should be digested with a bucket of salt in order to improve its taste. We are afraid to say that this piece contains crude, largely unscientific, but ultimately thought-provoking information that some readers may find distasteful.